THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Meanwhile, In Other News!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Meanwhile, in other news, there’s this from the First Baptist Church of Gulfport: But Officer O’Malley, you’ve got it all wrong. I was not robbing money from the church offering plate. I was only making change for Pam. She put in a hundred-dollar bill, realized she only meant to put in a dollar, and asked me to help make change.

And shame on your James Edward DeMille for taking my snap before I was ready for my close-up. Oh! Woe is me. But it’s okay to laugh at me and my pitiful plight. Laughter is good for the heart and soul. (P.S. – When you visit me in jail, can you bake me a cake and put a file in it?) Big hug. 🥰

(Originally published July 28, 2023)