This and That – Watch out for Louie!

Greetings!

Will someone please watch over my dear Louie in my absence? He’s been crying for days because he’s being left behind. Of course, in true Louie fashion, he’s been wiping those salty tears with a silk nose rag. (Oh! Vey! He’s such the prissy boy, but don’t tell him I said that. ( )

He threw a hissy fit when I told him he could not take 16 pieces of Louis Vuitton luggage to London. “If I can’t pack all my silks and satins, I’m not going!” he said in his pompous French accent with his bottom lip poked out. “I’m of Royal blood and refuse to look like all those tacky American tourists!” He’s now cooling his royal heels at the D’Lo Water Park.

Well, there you have it from the Kalberg’s palatial estate in the Hood. And in my best Yiddish accent, all I can say is, “Vhat have I created Doctor Frankenstein? Louie’s such the bad boy. Gotta love ‘em, though.”

Until we meet again, my friends, au revoir.

(Originally posted August 31, 2022)