This and That – A Cure for Baldness.
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ATTENTION: A NEW REMEDY FOR BALDNESS AND THINNING HAIR. Create a poultice comprised of these ingredients in equal parts: alum, vinegar, and lemon juice. Vigorously rub said mixture into your scalp three times daily. No, it doesn’t regrow your hair. But in reducing the circumference of your head, this mixture allows what little bit of hair you still possess to re-cover your balding head. Wow! What an amazing world we live in!
Later Happy Balding/Thinning Gaters!
(Originally published October 8, 2018)