The Friday Funnies- Miss Lucy and Renfield!

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“Miss Lucy!” Renfield said with a doleful sigh. “I’ll never screech and scream again IF…”

With demented eyes, he paused and looked around the room. “Dr. Seward, I’ll never eat flies and spiders again IF…”

His heart tightening with fear, Renfield glared at young Harker. “You’ll never have to shoo away that evil bat again IF…”

“And you, Professor Van Helsing!” Renfield said, his anger boiling inside him. “I’ll never climb up your back and hang upon your head like a monkey in a tree again IF…”

“IF all you English fops and snobs will buy me a decent suit of clothes, a pair of shiny clodhoppers, and give me a Beatles haircut!”

Life’s tough, like old leather. Loosen it up with the tears from a hearty laugh.

Big hug, y’all! 🥰

(Originally published October 20, 2023)