The Friday Funnies – Oh! Woe is me!
Oh! Woe is me! I’m so bored. I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all. I get no kick from cocaine; it bores me just the same. I get no kick from an ocean cruise; it gives me the seasick blues. Alas, I get no kick from a standing ovation; they only cause me more agitation.
But crew socks, a jukebox, and hot pants make me dance.
Giggle and laugh the day away.
Big hug, y’all!
(Originally published November 3. 2023)