This and That – Throwback Thursday, November 21, 2019.

What’s that you say? Could you repeat your foolish prognostications? I will what? Grow old? My face will age, lines and creases galore? The bags under my eyes will look like sloshing, encapsulated oysters? My hair will thin, and I’ll end up coloring it to make it look thicker?

I’ll gain weight and no longer have a 27-inch waist? My nose will continue to enlarge? Upon arising in the morning, I’ll sometimes ache from head to toe? It’s Saturday night, and I’d just as soon stay home, watching 50-year-old reruns of The Lawrence Welk Show, Bonanza, and Gunsmoke?

Get thee hither with thou lies. I’m 29, I know I’ll NEVER do that.

Later Aging Gaters!