The Friday Funnies! A Doily for a Hat! Who Could be Witter Than That?

“Psst. Mr. Stevens. Don’t you think it’s a little early in the evening to be wearing a doily? The other guests are staring.”
Even if nothing exciting happens to you today, at least end it with a good laugh. Remember: laughter is like masking tape. It fixes everything.
Big hug, y’all!