The Friday Funnies! Sptiz and Phelps be Forewarned.

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Mark and Michael, forewarned is forearmed! This Sexy Sea Monkey is comin’ for your gold…as in Olympic medals.

You boys may be all-time record holders, but I’m bustin’ y’all’s swimmin’ records in 2024! I’m swimming daily laps around my three-ring, blow-up swimming pool and love repeating that in my three-story, bouncy, blow-up house with a waterslide.

Ordering new Speedos weekly is a new passion! As you can tell from the snaps, I’ve been training since I was a child. As I dash around the pool, gasping for breath, I often remember the words of Andrea Levy: “LAUGH as much as you breathe and LOVE as long as you live.”

Later Gaters and Sexy Sea Monkeys!

(Originally posted August 6, 2021)