The Friday Funnies – A Musical Mishap.

Gentlemen, be warned! This eye-catching, tuba latrine is the latest refurbishment at the D’Lo Concert Hall. In keeping with the building’s musical tastes, it was created by the Hall’s interior designer, Thatcher T. Bumgarden. However, at the grand opening, disaster soon raised its ugly head.

According to the D’Lo Dispatch, the latrine was christened by Bubba, “Hot Stuff” Brown. The paper reported that upon seeing the latrine for the first time, Mr. Brown entered with caution, clutching his back pocket and the Skoal therein.

Easing up to the tuba and tending to business, he then reached for the handle. With a mighty blast, the tuba burst forth in an unexpected fortissimo, blaring out a rendition of “Ode to Joy.” The vibrations shook the stall and caused a gaggle of panicked geese to leave “calling cards” all over the front lawn. Bubba is now recovering at the D’Lo Infirmary from shock and surgery due to a serious zipper malfunction.

Big hug, y’all! Have a great, safe weekend.