The Friday Funnies – Ma Bell’s on Her Death Bed.

Alas and alack! I knew this day would come. The demise of the home phone! Since home phones are but a distant memory for many of you, I’m sure it’s difficult to relate to my anguish.

Where, oh where, did I put my Smoke Signals Handbook? Why oh why did I tell my carrier pigeon goodbye? And that “talking drum” with the incredible drummer’s sticks made out of elephant shinbones, what was I thinking when I took it to Goodwill?

But Ma Bell, I’ll go down fighting. I still have my two cans and some string. Please remember, too, that a smile and some laughter are still the best ways to communicate.

Big hug, y’all!