This and That – Don’t Tell Our Wives!

While cleaning out an old trunk in the attic, I found this snap. In faded ink, these words were written:

“Wow! What a Bachelor’s Party! Never tell our wives what fun we had. Always remember watering the flowers, the fire-ant dance, the “Lady’s Cake,” throwing up in the ice chest, and one wife’s famous last words after looking at her hungover husband, ‘I guess this means you’re not going to church?'”

It appears that everyone signed the back of the snap, but due to its age–alas–their names have faded into obscurity. Does anybody recognize these jolly jesters? The cross-eyed fellow on the bottom right looks a bit squirrely.

What say ye? Later Helpful Gaters!

(Originally posted October 15, 2020)