The Friday Funnies – Channeling Cole Porter.

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Oh! Woe is me! I’m so bored.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all.

I get no kick from cocaine; it bores me just the same.

I get no kick from an ocean cruise; it gives me the seasick blues.

Alas, I get no kick from a standing ovation; they only cause me more agitation.

But crew socks, a jukebox, and hot pants make me dance.

Please don’t forget to giggle and laugh the day away.

Big hug, y’all!

(Originally posted November 3, 2023)