The Friday Funnies – Fisticuffs at the D’Lo Garden Club!

Meanwhile, in other news!

It appears a verbal altercation, with ensuing lacerations, resulted from a long-standing feud between Seraphina Snagsby and Daisy Rose Diddledumb. By mistake, Mrs. Snagsby received an invitation to join the club from Mrs. Diddledumb, who had said on numerous occasions that she’d drop dead before allowing Mrs. Snagsby to join the prestigious, blue-haired organization.

Arriving in a flowing creation of red satin, topped off with a hat overflowing with ostrich feathers, Snagsby was greeted with chilly silence and fridgeadare stares. Diddledumb approached, and the overheard conversation was exuberant enough for all to hear.

“Seraphina Snagsby! Your invitation was a mistake. Furthermore, how dare you come here wearing red! Only D’Lo streetwalkers wear that color.”

Now, Snagsby, knowing a thing or two, said, “Daisy Rose Diddledumb! I wouldn’t join any club headed by an anorexic, peroxided heifer wearing white after Labor Day!”

The two ladies were later handcuffed and carted off to the local hoosegow to cool off.

Don’t let the cares of the day keep you from having a good laugh today. Big hug.