The Friday Funnies! Moi, The Christmas Elf.

While rummaging through an old trunk in the attic, I discovered this long-lost snap from days gone by. Long before my “life upon the wicked stage,” I was Santa’s most prolific elf at his North Pole toy shop. But my real claim to fame, though, were my hilariously funny, side-splitting elf jokes.

What’s an elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap music. Why did the elf go to therapy? He had too many elf-esteem issues. Why did the elf bring a step stool to the Christmas party? For a higher level of fun! What do elves use as pickup lines? “I make toys and magic. What’s your superpower?” Now you know why Santa fired me!

Today, try to make someone laugh. It will do you both good.

Big hug, y’all!