The Friday Funnies! Ooooo! What Happened Then?

“Honey! Did ya hear that Sister Bertha Lou Snodgrass broke wind in church?”

“No! Do tell! What happened?”

“Well, two people fell out with the vapors. The organist got so tickled that he forgot where he was and played a Bach-ish version of ‘The Beer Barrel Polka’ for the offertory. And then, the Preacher got to sniggerin’, snorted, and his dentures popped out of his mouth!”

“Ooooo! What happened then?”

“The good parson reinserted his teeth and said, ‘Brothers and Sisters, we’ll have a short prayer and dismiss.'”

Today, my friends, don’t forget the words of Mark Twain: “Laughter is the greatest weapon we have, and we, as humans, use it the least.”

Big hug, y’all!