The Friday Funnies! Martha Brewster’s Getting Married?

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Due to the resounding success of Center Stage’s production of “Arsenic and Old Lace,” dear spinster Martha Brewster has received five wedding proposals from various and sundry gentlemen callers.

But in light of her ditsy nature, she can’t make up her mind which gentleman caller to say, “I do,” to. Please leave your comments to help her decide with whom to tie the knot.

She also invites you to have a good chuckle at her expense.

Big hug, y’all! 🥰

Gentleman Caller Number #1. He’s a bit on the crazy side with bad teeth, but has a kind heart…sorta.

Gentleman Caller #2. This old coot dances and sings, but that hairdo is a bit much. His beard, however, is in fashion.
Gentleman Caller Number #3 is a notorious skinflint, but rumor has it that he’s had a nocturnal epiphany and has changed, somewhat.
Gentleman Caller #4. This well-known Cockney down-and-outer is a carouser and a heavy drinker. He might want to watch any wine Martha might offer him.
Gentleman Caller #5. This strange, androgynous person is the Master of Ceremonies at the famous Berlin nightclub, The Kit Kat Klub.