Anthony Kalberg

This and That – Kind Words and Wise People.

This and That – Kind Words and Wise People.

Thought for the day from Open Windows: “Kind words are good medicine, but deceitful words can really hurt.” Boy! Howdy! Do I need to remember Proverbs 15:4. It describes two different people – one wise and the other ignorant. “The wise person thinks before speaking, is open to advice and counsel, and encourages others. The […]

The Sunday Sermonette – The Backwaters of Time.

The Sunday Sermonette – The Backwaters of Time.

The backwaters of time are teaming with precious, lost moments. Those moments flash before our eyes and then sink into the quicksand of memory. Quickly seize the moments that God bequeaths to you today – – once gone, lost forever. Ponder this and go forth. (Originally published August 14 2022)

This and That – Absurd Person Singular.

This and That – Absurd Person Singular.

Throwback Thursday – Wow! In a theater long, long ago… Eddie is one of my all-time favorite directors! What fun times we had. And her able assistant, D. Delk, one of my oldest, dearest friends. Dear Chester…gone but not forgotten. For those of you who have directed, as you know, there’s always that one cast […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Cinnamon Toast.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Cinnamon Toast.

Note to self, when making cinnamon toast for breakfast: A — if it’s still dark, use a bright, bright light. B — use proper ingredients, making sure to separate lookalike spice bottles. C – upon discovering a mistaken spice selection, soldier on, remembering the old adage, waste not want not…and reread point B. As your […]

Dispatches from Home – Reflections on West Side Story.

Dispatches from Home – Reflections on West Side Story.

Today, a week ago, our production of West Side Story ended. The curtain came down, the costumes were packed up, the sets were dismantled, and our makeup was removed. The director, crew, and cast members returned to our respective lives, doing what we do in regular events. But even though the production had ended, the […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Sneakers and Queen Elizabeth.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Sneakers and Queen Elizabeth.

Dear friends, I have a question about proper etiquette while traveling in a foreign country. Do you think these High-Tops are appropriate to take tea with Queen Elizabeth? I don’t want to appear nouveau riche, as it were. But do want to make a good impression. The Valentino Garavani sneakers, covered in Swarovski crystals, are […]

Dispatches from Home – Miss Pete! Happy 100th Birthday to you, dearest lady!

Dispatches from Home – Miss Pete! Happy 100th Birthday to you, dearest lady!

Miss Pete! Happy 100th Birthday to you, dearest lady! When Miss Pete was born in 1923, Walt Disney founded the Walt Disney Company. TIME magazine was printed for the 1st time. The top song of the day was band leader Paul Whiteman’s “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers.” The Hollywoodland sign was created. Oranges were fifty […]

This and That – Sunday Afternoon Nostalgia.

This and That – Sunday Afternoon Nostalgia.

Sunday Afternoon Nostalgia – In 1971, these snaps appeared on the front page of The Hattiesburg American. The headline read: “Dorm Life’s Not What It Once Was.” This was my private dorm room at William Carey College, Room 319, third floor of the “Bryan Hilton.” The color scheme…resplendent red, white, and blue…with a dash of […]

Dispatches from Home – The First Line and the Last.

Dispatches from Home – The First Line and the Last.

“I was born in Tuckahoe, near Hillsborough, and about twelve miles from Easton, in Talbot County, Maryland. I have no knowledge of my age… From that time until now, I have been engaged in pleading the cause of my brethren, with what success, and with what devotion, I leave those acquainted with my labors to […]

The Friday Funnies – Gardening Tips!

The Friday Funnies – Gardening Tips!

Bubba T. Kalberg here with my latest gardening tip: When burying the body of a banished lover, a whacked-out boss, a nagging wife, a loud-snoring husband, or a “Karen” neighbor, remember to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up. (Kudzu is not an endangered plant. 😂) Follow me for more […]

The Sunday Sermonette – Chasing Memories.

The Sunday Sermonette – Chasing Memories.

While motoring west on Hwy 90 a few days ago, a street sign caught my eye: Camellia Street. The name conjured days of long ago. My mind began chasing memories, and I followed. In the distance, I saw a church. And suddenly, I was a child again. It was Sunday morning. Dad parked our 1960 […]

Dispatches from Home – Ancient Wisdom.

Dispatches from Home – Ancient Wisdom.

Regardless of your belief or non-belief in God, the Old Testament Book of Proverbs is a timely collection of ancient wisdom–wisdom that can still be applied to our lives in the 21st Century. Proverbs 6:16-19 list seven things that God hates: 1. Arrogant eyes 2. A lying tongue 3. Hands that shed innocent blood 4. […]

Dispatches from Home – Thoughts to Ponder!

Dispatches from Home – Thoughts to Ponder!

What are the characteristics of teachable people? Those people who are willing to learn from the mistakes of those older and wiser, those seeking advice on life’s thorny issues? To be a teachable spirit is necessary for living a meaningful and successful life. Valuing and receiving instruction from wise counselors is central to the Bible’s […]

This and That – The Woman in Black!

This and That – The Woman in Black!

Greetings! One month from today, the lights will dim, the curtain will slowly rise, and a favorite book, movie, and now a play will unfold before me in all its scary, Victorian horror- THE WOMAN IN BLACK. If you hear a scream from across the pond, it’s probably me. Poor Sam, how embarrassed he will […]

This and That – Mom and the Cabbage Patch Doll.

This and That – Mom and the Cabbage Patch Doll.

Greetings – Well, it’s been one of those days…Mom’s not Mom. She got up around 4:30 this morning–agitated and restless–and has been going strong every since. But Rachael Gabrich Hatten save the day! She graced us with a visit and said, “Have you tried giving her a doll to hold?” No was my answer. When […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES! Mark Spitz, Michael Phelps. Be Forewarned!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES! Mark Spitz, Michael Phelps. Be Forewarned!

This Sexy Sea Monkey is comin’ for your gold…as in Olympic medals. You boys may be all-time records holders, but I’m bustin’ y’all’s swimmin’ records in 2024! I’m swimming daily laps around my three-ring, blow-up swimming pool and love repeating that in my three-story, bouncy, blow-up house with waterslide. Ordering new Speedo’s weekly is a […]

The Sunday Sermonette — Keystone or Cornerstone?

The Sunday Sermonette — Keystone or Cornerstone?

Early Christmas morning, 1958, I dashed to our Christmas tree to see what dear Santa had left during the night at 5204 Greater Avenue, the address of our little house in Biloxi. It was a damp cold morning, with a drizzling rain that lacquered everything it touched with bone-chilling dampness. Our old floor furnace roared […]

This and That – What Decade Fits Your Personality Best?

This and That – What Decade Fits Your Personality Best?

The 1930s!!!! My favorite decade of the 20th Century! Brother can you spare a dime? If you can, you’re the cream in my coffee! And even as the years roll by, let me say with love…thanks for the memory…of rainy afternoons…liting dance bands tunes…and prunes! Big hug, y’all! (Originally Published August 5, 2009)

The Friday Funnies – A DHS Staff Meeting…What Fun!

The Friday Funnies – A DHS Staff Meeting…What Fun!

For all you workin’ stiffs out there slaving away at your jobs, try and catch 40 winks if you can. While working at Ye Ole DHS Office, my favorite time to do so was during the staff meeting. The only drawback was the intense heat in the conference room. Why is it that supervisors and […]

This and That – The Demon of Depression!

This and That – The Demon of Depression!

Greetings! On a friend’s FB page, Professor Charles Davis, a beloved, local history teacher, posted the following statements concerning depression: “I often asked my students if they could go back in time, where would they go and in what time period? One student said the womb…and never come out. There is so much depression among […]

This and That – Dear Friends and the Beach!

This and That – Dear Friends and the Beach!

Greeting! Just returned from a long, delightful weekend at Perdido Beach. Nothing like a few days of sun, fun, and great food! All of which was augmented by the company of dear friends! I’m happy to report that moi found a grand total of three puzzle pieces. Life is good! Later Happy Gaters! (Originally published […]

The Friday Funnies! I’m Dead, Now What?

The Friday Funnies! I’m Dead, Now What?

What would I do without my dear old friends. (Emphasis on old!) When I told Mr. Delk that I was “ready to go” via Riemann’s, he lovingly gave me an early birthday present, shown in the accompanying snap. While thanking him for the medical bracelet, I reminded him of one additional bracelet that might be […]

This and That – Swimming in Fridge Cold Waters!

This and That – Swimming in Fridge Cold Waters!

Greetings! This is one of my favorite TITANIC stories, a semi-frozen Phoenix that rises from the fridge cold waters of the dark Atlantic. My friends, times are frightful, the world a scary place. But with grit and determination, and God’s help, we’ll survive our own “fridge cold waters” of this dark world. Never give up, […]

This and That – Theater’s Alive and Well on the Mississippi Gulf Coast!

This and That – Theater’s Alive and Well on the Mississippi Gulf Coast!

     Greetings! A few weeks ago, I sat in the peeling splendor of our dear old Saenger Theater and was mesmerized by Broadway South’s production of “Sunset Boulevard.” The cast and crew did an amazing job with the show! Terese Garguilo Evans, Jacqueline Coale, David Delk, Cliff Thompson, and Sean Maurer were stand outs in […]

This and That – The Morning Sunshine!

This and That – The Morning Sunshine!

Good morning! Here’s your “Thought for the Day” from Coach Lou Holtz. I know…you’re shocked that I know a little about baseball, or is it soccer, or… Have a great week and don’t waste the days you have left. Big hug. “This is the beginning of a new day. God has given me this day […]

This and That – Tully Rhodes.

This and That – Tully Rhodes.

Cancer! It is one stupid disease. It devourers the very thing that gives it life. And now, this evil, pain-racking disease has taken the life of a dear, dear friend: Tully Rhodes. He was a faithful member of Gulfport’s First Baptist Church and one of my favorite Sunday School teachers. I so enjoyed his incorporation […]

This and That – Music of the Night!

This and That – Music of the Night!

Greetings! Went to the afternoon performance of Center Stage’s MUSIC OF THE NIGHT, The Songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber. Some songs, I knew every word. Some songs I’d never heard. But all the songs were amazingly sung by an amazingly talented ensemble of notable Coastal singing talents. In a world gone mad, sitting in the […]

This and That – The Signpost Up Ahead.

This and That – The Signpost Up Ahead.

It’s midsummer, muggy and hot! The new school year’s just around the corner and these languid summer days will soon be a thing of the past. So too will be that most ubiquitous of all summer delights–the family vacation. Where did you go this summer? Europe, on a slow cruise down the River Danube? Alaska, […]

The Sunday Sermonette – Decisions.

The Sunday Sermonette – Decisions.

In the 1950s, Gulfport’s Angelo’s Italian Restaurant was nationally known for its spicy spaghetti and meatballs, scrumptious stuffed flounder, and delicious salads. Owned and operated by Mr. Angelo Xidis, it was THE place to dine. Many a Sunday after church, Mom, Dad, and I would savor the food and take in the restaurant’s atmosphere. As […]

Dispatches from Home. Sweeney Todd!

Dispatches from Home. Sweeney Todd!

Since first treading the boards forty-nine years ago, I’ve learned that the best theater is theater that creates magic. And magic was certainly created at yesterday’s Sunday Matinee for Center Stage’s “Sweeney Todd.” The unique blend of Sondheim’s haunting, discordant music, the evocative sets, and the cast’s period costumes magically transported the audience back to […]

This and That – Racism Alive and Well in Mississippi.

This and That – Racism Alive and Well in Mississippi.

     In church this morning at FBC Gulfport, I was shocked (but not surprised) to hear of your decision to deny a black couple’s marriage in your sanctuary.  Was it due to their color?  Is it somehow related to church politics?  Or a power struggle to rid the church of some member or staff member?  […]

This and That – Supper with the Ladies!

This and That – Supper with the Ladies!

Good morning! What a splendid evening we had last night. Thank you, Constance, for the lovely dinner. Your delicious food was augmented by the sparkling conversation under your sparkling chandelier. Surrounded by these lovely ladies, I felt like a bramble among the roses. Of course, our dear Pam Meinzinger gobbled down more food than all […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Meanwhile, In Other News!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Meanwhile, In Other News!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Meanwhile, in other news, there’s this from the First Baptist Church of Gulfport: But Officer O’Malley, you’ve got it all wrong. I was not robbing money from the church offering plate. I was only making change for Pam. She put in a hundred-dollar bill, realized she only meant to put in […]

The Sunday Sermonette – Old Clocks on Boling Street.

The Sunday Sermonette – Old Clocks on Boling Street.

       As this old world winds its main spring tighter and tighter every day, I often turn my mind’s clock back to languid summer days spent in the early 60s with my sweet Granny from D’Lo. She lived in Jackson, Mississippi, in those days, and they were some of the happiest of my life. […]

This and That – Tom and Huckleberry.

This and That – Tom and Huckleberry.

Mornin’ Book Lovers! Here’s another Famous Last Line from Twain’s novel, “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.” — “I got to light out for the territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Sally she’s going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can’t stand it. I been there before.” Twain’s 1884 novel is contentious to […]

This and That – Where the Crawdads Sing.

This and That – Where the Crawdads Sing.

Went to the picture show yesterday afternoon to see WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING. This isn’t your picture if you’re looking for blood and guts, sex and violence. But if you wish to see a sweet, romantic movie with a few dramatic twists and a surprise ending, I recommend you see it. Leaving the theater, as […]

This and That – The Sting of Death.

This and That – The Sting of Death.

Funerals are never easy. The grieving family stands before the open casket, their loved one seemingly asleep but lifeless to the eye and cold to the touch. Friends and loved ones gather. Handshakes and hugs abound. The Pastor gives a touching eulogy. Loving remembrances are heard. Soaring songs are sung. Tears flow. Sobs resound. Then […]

This and That – The Andrea Doria. Terror in the Night.

This and That – The Andrea Doria. Terror in the Night.

At 10:09 a.m. on the misty, foggy morning of July 26, 1956, the sleek and beautiful Andrea Doria, the pride of the Italian Steamship Line, sank off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, into the cold, black waters of the North Atlantic. The loss of such an elegant and majestic vessel was a tragedy that reverberated […]

This and That – My England Trip September 13, 2022.

This and That – My England Trip September 13, 2022.

  Good morning on the train to Salisbury. The lush English countryside is whizzing by at 95 miles an hour. The train’s packed with a cornucopia of different nationalities. So cool to hear their different dialects and see their colorful clothing. As we race through the countryside, I can’t help but ponder what wonders await […]

This and That – Pappy Yokum.

This and That – Pappy Yokum.

Greertings! Does anyone know what happened to this old coot? If memory serves, he was privileged to have been a part of KNS’s rib-tickling production of “Lit’ Abner,” which opened twenty-six years ago tonight. The cast and crew were amazing! A fond memory, to be sure! Later Dogpatch Gaters! (Originally published July 23, 2019)

The Friday Funnies! Wisdom and Grey Hair.

The Friday Funnies! Wisdom and Grey Hair.

Since I’ve let me hair return to its natural color–thinning and white–what about growing a beard? Just a thought. And here’s one about greying, white hair. Remember, you don’t have grey hair, you have wisdom highlights! Don’t forget to laugh today! Ol’ Merlin is lucky to be in the company of lovely Guinevere (Rhonda Weidner). […]

This and That – Gulfport Historical Society.

This and That – Gulfport Historical Society.

Greetings! What a fun time I had at the old depot in downtown Gulfport for the Historical Society’s raffle. Interesting historical exhibits, paintings, and memorabilia. I felt right at home with all that old stuff. For those who know me, you know how much I love history! Later History-Loving Gaters! (Originally published July 23, 2022)

This and That – England Trip September 22, 2022.

This and That – England Trip September 22, 2022.

       Good afternoon from Edinburgh! It’s a cold, blustery day, Christopher Robin.      The past and present swirl all around me. From ancient St. Giles Cathedral, where the Queen lay in state, to numerous woolen shops selling everything from cashmere scarves and men’s and women’s kilts, as well as long johns in every color–(No, […]

This and That – Wuthering Heights.

This and That – Wuthering Heights.

Greetings! I’ve decided to switch from Hollywood trivia to something more literary: First and last lines from famous novels. I started with a personal favorite: “The Great Gatsby.” Here’s another. Enjoy your memories of reading these famous novels for the first time. “I lingered round them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among […]

The Friday Funnies – The Truth is Out There.

The Friday Funnies – The Truth is Out There.

Ever since something strange fell from the sky in Roswell, New Mexico, many believe that aliens walk among us. Thanks to David Slatten’s amazing drawing of one, perhaps it is true. Where did he find this alien? He’s adamant in his refusal to divulge his source. The mystery continues. However, the alien does sport a […]

This and That – Stalin and Cancel Culture.

This and That – Stalin and Cancel Culture.

Greetings! My former pastor, Dean Register, has some enlighten words concerning the “cancel culture” madness that seems to be sweeping the country.He wrote: “The current demand for “posthumous perfection” is insane. It’s popular today for news anchors, social activists, and historical revisionist to vehemently denounce the flaws of America’s founders. Indeed they were flawed. But […]

The Friday Funnies! The Green Dress.

The Friday Funnies! The Green Dress.

I’m at wit’s end! Louie and his shenanigans are about to send me to Whitfield. Here’s the latest. I’m cleaning house and washing clothes. A load of our sheets and pillowcases comes to a whirling stop in the dryer, all hot and smelling good. “Louie!” I yell. “Please help fold the clothes.” He looks at […]

The Sunday Sermonette – Merthiolate, a Lesson in Life! 

The Sunday Sermonette – Merthiolate, a Lesson in Life! 

        For those of us who are a wee bit long in the tooth, a bottle filled with an antiseptic-smelling, red-orange liquid is more than just a nostalgic scent. It’s a time machine that whisks us back to summer days filled with scrapes, scratches, bites, and stings. That little brown bottle, a staple in […]

This and That – TV Royalty and Moi!

This and That – TV Royalty and Moi!

Good afternoon! Wow! What a fun lunch we had! I’m always humbled to find myself lunching with WLOX Retired Royalty at my favorite watering hole, The Chimneys. Great food. Great drinks. Great service. And great conversation! Y’all can sleep peacefully tonight; we solved the problems of the world. Big hug Rhonda, my dear. Big hug […]

This and That – Hello? Me Calling.

This and That – Hello? Me Calling.

“Kalberg, what were you thinking? Putting your phone numbers on Facebook. That gives tons of people access to your private information. You could open yourself up to harassment by strangers or scammers who target people by phone.” Thank you, Mr. Delk, for reminding me that the world is not as innocent as I am, even […]

This and That – Actor, author, raconteur, and fop, Anthony.

This and That – Actor, author, raconteur, and fop, Anthony.

Richard Kalnins is with Anthony W. Kalberg. In the snap below, you can see actor, author, raconteur, and fop Anthony Kalberg lounging wistfully in his opulent Gulfport manse pre-Katrina. To learn more about Anthony–and to read his articles published in Coast Magazine–visit www.anthonykalberg.com. Ordinally published July 19, 2009. You can read the Coast Magazine article in the […]

Dispatches from Home – Look Homeward, Angel.

Dispatches from Home – Look Homeward, Angel.

“A destiny that leads the English to the Dutch is strange enough; but one that leads from Epsom into Pennsylvania, and thence into the hills that shut Altamont over the proud coral cry of the cock, and the soft stone smile of an angel, is touched by that dark miracle of chance which makes new […]

The Sunday Sermonette – Faulkner and the Past!

The Sunday Sermonette – Faulkner and the Past!

Mississippi’s own William Faulkner wrote: The past is never dead. It’s not even past. That may well be. However, your past should never dictate your future. Past mistakes or failures, where you come from, or who your family is—don’t let these things dictate where you are going. Talk to God, He can help. Ponder this […]

This and That – Do you hear Whispers?

This and That – Do you hear Whispers?

While reading Psalm 36 this morning, I could not help but think about our dear country. There are those who would destroy us from within, eviscerating all that Americans hold dear, caring not how they accomplish their goals or who is murdered, or injured, or humiliated in the process. Those “Americans” hear the whispers that […]

This and That! A Fun Night For All!

This and That! A Fun Night For All!

What a fun evening at the Mary C. in Ocean Springs for the Firefly Open House! The building was filled with the smell of the chef’s scrumptious cooking and the artist’s turpentine and oils. Jazzy live music filled the rooms, as did the giggles of children creating sculptures from painted rocks. The art gallery was […]

The Sunday Sermonette – A Firm Foundation.

The Sunday Sermonette – A Firm Foundation.

       Hurricane season is upon us. With a bit of fear and trepidation, each year at this time, those of us living on the Mississippi Gulf Coast look out across the tawny-brown waters of the Gulf of Mexico and wonder what the season will hold. However, if you live near the water, you know […]

This and That – Lights in the Dark.

This and That – Lights in the Dark.

Greetings, family and friends! This evocative rendering of the Titanic’s bow underwater is new to me. Can’t count how many pictures I’ve seen of her above water, but none below. This picture was posted on the Titanic Historical Society’s FB page. My question to the members was this: Would that many lights still be lit […]

This and That – Summer Flowers for You!

This and That – Summer Flowers for You!

Good morning on this cloudy morn! From our summer flower garden to yours, here’s wishing all my FB family and friends a peaceful, stress-free week. Remember, it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow. Look for the rainbow’s of life and learn to dance in the rain. Later Dancing Gaters! (Originally published July […]

This and That – Mr. Kalberg’s 1979 2nd Grade Class.

This and That – Mr. Kalberg’s 1979 2nd Grade Class.

I wrote the following in response to a Facebook post that a former student, Scott Lionberger, posted, July 11, 2012: Goodness grashus! Aviator glasses and polyester! The 70s were not a good time for fashion. 🙃 Poignant what I remember about some of the kids in this snap.      Monica Seibold’s grandparents had peacocks on […]

This and That – Butter and Concrete.

This and That – Butter and Concrete.

Thought for the Day – “The same sun that softens butter, hardens concrete.” Are you experiencing tragedy in your life? Only lemons, never lemonade? Have family or friends hurt you with their actions and words? You have a choice. Either you will soften your heart with forgiveness or hardened it with anger and hate. Do […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – A Car for all Budgets!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – A Car for all Budgets!

Meanwhile, in other Coastal automotive news, I present this gem for your perusal. I can hear the greasy, gold-toothed car salesman’s pitch now — It’s a car for all budgets. Keep an open mind, new thinking, new possibilities. Low millage. As individual as you are. Don’t dream it…drive it. Everyday vehicle it isn’t. Fuel for […]

This and That – Baby! It’s hot!

This and That – Baby! It’s hot!

Saturday afternoon! Yard work is finally finished. Yay! But Baby, it’s hot! I’m drenched. Now, a relaxing bubble bath and then a big steak, along with a baked potato and a tall, cool glass of sweet wine. Since it’s just me, I’m pretty easy to please. Later Staying Cool Gaters. (Originally published July 9, 2022)

The Sunday Sermonette – Hope!

The Sunday Sermonette – Hope!

What are the hardships in your life? Work? Family? Friends? Relationships? Your health? Unfortunately, hardships are an inescapable part of the process we call living. How we endure them though, ah, therein lies the rub, as the Bard once wrote. One way to endure them is to moan, to groan, and complain. Oftentimes that ends […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Tattoos!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES – Tattoos!

With pained remorse, I can hear him saying to his horrified mother, “But Mom, I was snockered and fell asleep. Don’t panic, it’s only temporary. It’s a phase I’m going through.” Please remember: In the Tattoo Parlors of Life, it’s always best to remain cognizant, sober and awake. Have a great day, y’all. Later Cognizant […]