{"id":556,"date":"2012-01-17T15:43:33","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T15:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2023-09-07T23:55:24","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T23:55:24","slug":"miss-effie-rembrandt-and-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/2012\/01\/17\/miss-effie-rembrandt-and-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss Effie, Rembrandt, and Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_558\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-558\" style=\"width: 131px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/KAL112.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-558\" title=\"Miss Effie\" src=\"https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/KAL112-188x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"131\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/KAL112-188x300.jpg 188w, https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/KAL112.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 131px) 100vw, 131px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-558\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Miss Effie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It begins each morning. By the time I\u2019ve fi nished sipping my first cup of steaming, jet-black coffee, it\u2019s in full swing &#8211; the vacation I take each morning. Without leaving the comforts of home, I can feel the heat from Arizona\u2019s dry-hot deserts, dangle my feet in the placid, cool waters of Florida\u2019s Suwannee River, and rub the gritty sand of Georgia\u2019s Jekyll Island between my fingers. I can also gaze upon the majesty of Colorado\u2019s Cross Mountain, and taste the salt-sea spray of the crashing, plungingwaves along California\u2019s Pacific Coast Highway. And keeping me company during my travels is the mournful howl of an old hound.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/anthonykalberg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/KAL112.pdf\">Download PDF &#8211; Spring 2012<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It begins each morning. 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