THE FRIDAY FUNNIES! Good news, bad news.

I spoke with my plastic surgeon, asking him if he could perhaps help me look 65 again. He flashed an intense light on my sagging face, poked around my puffy eyelids, pinched my neck wrinkles, and then, with a sadistic smile, said, “I don’t think I’ve got that much caulk and epoxy glue.” I was thankful for his honesty and so was my pocket book. Oy vey!

Remember, my friends, telling the truth is sorta like having surgery. It can hurt, but it also can cure. Lies are like pain killers. They give instant relief but can have lasting, unpleasant side effects. Don’t forget to smile today and tell the truth in love.

Later Smiling Gaters! (Originally published April 22 2024)