Category: Friday Funnies

The Friday Funnies! (Originally published May 7, 2021.)

The Friday Funnies! (Originally published May 7, 2021.)

The Friday Funnies! – In 46 years of performing in local theater productions, I’ve learned this: there’s always one wiseacre who finds pleasure in practical jokes. I submit the following snap as evidence. The place, Gulfport Little Theater’s makeup room. The 1976 production, The Music Man. The practical joke, industrial-strength allium in my cold-cream jar. […]

The Friday Funnies! (Originally published May 5, 2023)

The Friday Funnies! (Originally published May 5, 2023)

The Friday Funnies! I know y’all! So don’t raise your right eyebrow at me and say, “Andy! What were you thinking! Postin’ this picture! It’s lude and not very nice!” () Liar, liar pants on fire. Right after you read this, y’all are gonna make a list, check it twice, and list everyone you’d like […]

The Friday Funnies! (Originally published April 23, 2023)

The Friday Funnies! (Originally published April 23, 2023)

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with pilot, Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages this country has ever known. Here are some of his best. Just good, old-fashioned humor. There’s no sex, no profanity, or humor at someone else’s expense. How refreshing. Alas, gone are the days. 1. […]

The Friday Funnies! April 26, 2024.

The Friday Funnies! April 26, 2024.

Meanwhile, in other news! So, I’m asked to bring a potato dish to our Supper Club. I did. The snap below best indicates the reaction I received. Oy Vey! Pampered food snobs…what ja gonna do? Gotta love ‘em, though. Today, while eating at McDonald’s or Mary Mahoney’s, don’t forget to do yourself a favor and […]

The Friday Funnies! Originally published April 23, 2021.

The Friday Funnies! Originally published April 23, 2021.

Yikes! And double yikes! Whatever happened to quality in our dear country? I’ve had these gym workout gloves for only 25 years, and now I have to buy a new pair. I was hoping to get at least another ten years out of them. I am heartbroken. () Remember, the Good Book says, ““A merry […]

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES! Good news, bad news.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES! Good news, bad news.

I spoke with my plastic surgeon, asking him if he could perhaps help me look 65 again. He flashed an intense light on my sagging face, poked around my puffy eyelids, pinched my neck wrinkles, and then, with a sadistic smile, said, “I don’t think I’ve got that much caulk and epoxy glue.” I was […]

The Friday Funnies – April 15, 2023.

The Friday Funnies – April 15, 2023.

Note to self. Self, next Easter, please remember that just because it looks like a chocolate-covered Easter Egg on a stick tied with pretty ribbon and covered in a candied-yellow shell, it might not be all it seems! However, you’ll be happy to know, dear friends and family, that one bite and the taste of […]

The Friday Funnies! March 22, 2024.

The Friday Funnies! March 22, 2024.

The Friday Funnies! Meanwhile, in other news! Mayors on the Mississippi Gulf Coast have declared March 22, 2024, Pothole Appreciation Day! Although a nuisance, with a bit of ingenuity, aggravating potholes can be transformed into spots of enjoyment. The snap indicates a suggested spot. (Swimsuits are optional.) Sometimes you just gotta take what you got […]