Category: Friday Funnies

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of D’Lo, another OCSH-free worksite. Who needs rules and regulations when you have brains and ingenuity? Long live American creativity! Don’t forget: Seven days without laughter makes one weak. Big hug.

Old-timers say a picture is worth a thousand words. With that in mind, remember. Sometimes, when life beats you up and throws you under a bus, you just gotta get up, shoot it the bird, and ease on down the road. Later Bird-Shooting Gaters.

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with pilot, Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages this country has ever known. Here are some of his best. Just good, old-fashioned humor. There’s no sex, no profanity, or humor at someone else’s expense. How refreshing. Alas, gone are the days. 1. […]

Meanwhile, in other news! So, I’m asked to bring a potato dish to our Supper Club. I did. The snap below best indicates the reaction I received. Oy Vey! Pampered food snobs…what ja gonna do? Gotta love ‘em, though. Today, while eating at McDonald’s or Mary Mahoney’s, don’t forget to do yourself a favor and […]

Yikes! And double yikes! Whatever happened to quality in our dear country? I’ve had these gym workout gloves for only 25 years, and now I have to buy a new pair. I was hoping to get at least another ten years out of them. I am heartbroken. () Remember, the Good Book says, ““A merry […]

I spoke with my plastic surgeon, asking him if he could perhaps help me look 65 again. He flashed an intense light on my sagging face, poked around my puffy eyelids, pinched my neck wrinkles, and then, with a sadistic smile, said, “I don’t think I’ve got that much caulk and epoxy glue.” I was […]

Meanwhile in other news! At the local Bustin’ Suds, some nut-job attempted to wash the Little Mermaid. Mercy me. Poor baby, I certainly hope she made it. () Because laughter is the best medicine, take a huge dose today. Big hug. (Originally published April 21 2021)

It’s just 250 days until Christmas. Got last year’s Christmas bills paid off? You should be an old Scrooge like me, and you’d not have that problem. 😂 Don’t forget, Christmas gifts don’t have to be expensive to be meaningful. It’s the thought that counts! So, this year, buy ’em something tacky and cheap and […]

Note to self. Self, next Easter, please remember that just because it looks like a chocolate-covered Easter Egg on a stick tied with pretty ribbon and covered in a candied-yellow shell, it might not be all it seems! However, you’ll be happy to know, dear friends and family, that one bite and the taste of […]

My shadow and I are channeling dear ol’ Winston Churchill…in more ways than one. Please remember, though, to always keep your face toward the sunshine, and your shadows will fall behind you. Have a great weekend, y’all. Big hug.

The Friday Funnies! I think this pictures’ caption should read: “Sorry, Mammy Yokum, I just cut the cheese!” With Abner saying, “And a big smelly slice it was!”  Keep smiling today! It’s good for your health as is…well…you know. Big hug.

The Friday Funnies! Meanwhile, in other news! Mayors on the Mississippi Gulf Coast have declared March 22, 2024, Pothole Appreciation Day! Although a nuisance, with a bit of ingenuity, aggravating potholes can be transformed into spots of enjoyment. The snap indicates a suggested spot. (Swimsuits are optional.) Sometimes you just gotta take what you got […]