I spoke with my plastic surgeon, asking him if he could perhaps help me look 65 again. He flashed an intense light on my sagging face, poked around my puffy eyelids, pinched my neck wrinkles, and then, with a sadistic…

Note to self: Next Easter, please remember that just because it looks like a chocolate-covered Easter Egg on a stick tied with a pretty ribbon and covered in a candied-yellow shell, it might not be all it seems! However, you’ll…

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who’s the fairest of them all? “Say who?” says me. “It’s you!” says thee. So, it’s not Snow White? “She ditched her Knight?” Now, there’s a flash, A box office crash? Thank you, Mirror, for…

Note to self…this is why some folks should not drink! On this rainy morning, don’t forget to laugh. It will help take away some of the gloom. Later Non-Gloomy Gaters! (Originally posted April 9, 2021)

Mercy me! Miss Gertie Goat and her boyfriend, Bubba, are in a bit of a muddle. Ever been there? Sometimes in life, you ask yourself how you got where you are. Then, you look around a corner and wonder how…